WATERGATE – A small city, having water problems of their own really sinks when the City’s Mayor and Commissioner of DPW sells it’s water to an adjoining town in a possible back room deal that future developed land of 170 acres may be supplied with City water. The tag line throughout the movie is ‘follow the money’, stupid, or see where the water flows.
COMPREHENSIVE – The Mayor of a small City decides he will hand pick the entire Committee of a 10 year Comprehensive Plan Committee which will determine the path the City will follow in growing, building and keeping green space which the City is fast losing. The real drama comes when the Mayor nicknamed “Little Napoleon” leaves the other 4 Commissioners out of nominating a candidate, (3 of which do not live in the City and 3 or 4 others who have no vested interest in the City as they pay no taxes, a banker that handles all City money and a good local developer). The Mayor tells the Commissioners that they can choose one of his picks. THIS MOVIE IS IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY.
WHAT, NO BUILDING PERMIT? – The story of a small City Mayor, who for reasons unknown fails to issue a building permit to the developer of a 3 story parking garage for the City (yes, the City must issue a permit for any City project). After 3 months of work, when asked, the developer said the City is responsible for supplying the permit and after the developer discussed this with a local blogger, just like magic a permit was on site the next day. Something should also be done to the Good Olde Boy’s Network fellow Tom Roohan (see how I used the old fashioned Olde, has a nice look doesn’t it) as no permit can be found on his building which is undergoing reconstruction work; the lack of a permit is a pivotal scene if it involves a new office for Tamara Valentine. If so, this movie critic would vote this for movie of the year. THIS IS A DEEP DRAMA MOVIE.
RECREATION CENTER – In a small City miles from any land that could be used for recreation, the small town Mayor builds a Recreation Center on a piece of land that was used for recreation, spending $7 million dollars. The dark side of this horror flick is that when the Mayor of this small town promises that the City will make large amounts of money after the first year, the taxpayers are being bled to death just to keep the doors open. The Mayor also plays the bongos at his private club nightly.
These are the four movies up for the award for best whatever. You choose.
In WATERGATE, the director wanted Harvey Korman & Tim Conway as the male leads, but with one dead and the other not available he chose one who looks dead and one who is not available in Johnson & Scirocco.
In COMPREHENSIVE the director wanted TaToo from Fantasy Island , but alas he’s dead so they choose Scott Johnson.
In WHAT, NO BUILDING PERMIT? Shauna Sutton stars as the Mayor who can’t find the 3 level parking garage.
And last but not least, in RECREATION CENTER – the director wanted Don Knotts to play the Mayor but since he expired guess who got the part?
Rumor has it that Mayor Johnson’s wife Julie will present the Best Actor award.