I am a big fan of almost every sport. One of my favorites is baseball and since the SF Giants have won the World Series, we can put that sport to bed for the winter.
I was reading the paper today and it hit me why Wonder Woman is so into male sports.
In baseball, when a manager takes a pitcher out of a game , the whole infield is around the mound and the first thing that 6 guy’s do is pat the pitcher on the ass before he is sent to the showers. Sometimes the shortstop will even give a hint to the catcher to call for a certain pitch; he will adjust his jock strap and call for a screw ball.
In the Saratogian sports section there was an article about a local rugby team. Have you ever been to a rugby game? A bunch of guys try to pick up a ball to kick it and once in a while they will all circle around the ball looking up each others shorts until one guy decides to get the ball out of the pile and get on with the game.
Take basketball. When the players get tired and winded during the game they will bend over and try to yank their pants down. Wonder Woman loves this one.
Football, now that is my second favorite sport. The players are wearing even tighter fitting uniforms this year and the linemen are complaining that they make them look terrible, I agree, if you do not have a muscular, well chiseled body and weigh over 320 pounds it can look terrible. I was watching one game where a lineman passed gas and his pants blew up like a balloon, why you can even tell when the center passed a big one as the quarterback will move back to take the snap from the shotgun stance, and what’s with the quarterback warming his hands under the center’s privates?
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