Insider’s in City Hall confirmed today that the Mayor has appointed his cast of characters for the rest of his term. He is copying the show Hawaii Five-O.
Chris Mathiesen – Steve McGarrett
John Franck – Danny “ Danno” Williams
Michele Madigan – Lydia Lei
Skip Scirocco – Chin Ho
Scott Johnson – Wo-Fat (He will darken his hair shave his goatee and grow a fu-Manchu). If the Mayor isn’t in the Wo-Fat role look for him as Gomer Pyle.
Shauna Sutton – Wo-Plump
A certain blogger that is very close to the Mayor, some say he is in bed with him, play’s the role of Kono “Kong”
The Mayor has issued an edict that all Commissioner’s and Her Plumpness get into their roles ASAP, he is also getting lei’s for all the staff in City Hall.
For those of you who have never watched the old Hawaii Five-O, you can watch the show on channel 556 or 13-3. I started watching it and it is a lot better than the current one.
Aloha
He is about as shady (nice term) as Wo Fat so the part fits him perfectly.
ReplyDeleteWill Wo-Fat run so he can keep Wo-Plump in her job? It seems he is her only ticket for employment. Great blog by the way.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Joe Slim the attorney?
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